FADE IN:
EXT. STREET – DAY
A bright, warm, summers day.
KID cycles his bike down the street. As he cycles, he
delivers papers by throwing them over white picket fences.
A dog – DUDE – playfully chases Kid down the street. Kid
giggles as he cycles in a circle to lose Dude.
KID
(shouts)
Good Morning Chuck. Dude's out again!
Dude follows Kid in ever increasing circles before he
collapses on the floor in exhaustion.
KID
(shouts)
And you're late Chuck! AGAIN!
Kid cycles extra close to Dude to taunt him and smiles.
KID
See you later Dude.
Dude sticks out an appreciative tongue.
Kid smiles and cycles away.
He cycles past an affluent houses and throws papers that land
on their doorsteps.
Kid turns the bike around and speeds down the street.
Dude watches and puts a playful paw over his face.
INTERCHANGE
Kid cycles - fast.
A car stops and playfully toots their horn.
It's
XAVIER
In his car with Ashleigh.
Xavier looks at Ashleigh and smiles.
Kid cycles past.
Inside Xavier's car, Ashleigh puts her hand on the top of his
thigh. Xavier looks at her and smiles.
They drive – and go past
FIRE DEPARTMENT
Where Krista stands next to Hank. She rocks on her heels and
looks at him – adoringly. He smiles back. They're very much
the loving couple.
Hank nods towards the fire engine. Krista looks happy and
exhilarated. She jumps into the machine.
The fire engine roars out of the station and speeds down the
street.
FIRE ENGINE - MOVING
Krista and Hank ride on the back – holding on to their hair
as it blows in the wind.
The fire engine zooms past
DREAM FACTORY OFFICE
In the window are newspaper pictures of Chuck and Joanna:
with headlines – 'Dream Factory makes another wish come true'
– 'The places where wishes are just a sentence away' and
'Dreams Happen To You'.
In the reflection in the window of the Office is a white
DOVE, who eats from the pavement.
The Dove flies –
SKY
Dove flies majestically. The whole town is viewed from
above. The dove is majestic as it flies against the perfect
blue sky.
The Dove stops – flutters in mid air – and is joined by a
flock of doves.
The doves all do a massive shit.
Doves look around and appear to smile.
RECLAMATION WORKS CAR PARK
Xavier parks the car and he and Ashleigh get out and look
around.
Ashleigh brings out her umbrella and puts it up.
Xavier frowns and looks at her – confused. He looks up to
the sky –
PERFECT BLUE
He looks at Ashleigh – who giggles.
Then it happens –
SHIT SMOTHERS THEM
Xavier is covered in it. All the rest of the shit hits
Ashleigh's umbrella and ricochets onto Xavier.
Ashleigh falls around, laughing.
RECLAMATION WORKS OFFICE
Sandy watches them from her huge office, high up. She wears
glasses, has a severe brunette haircut and wears black from
head to toe: basically she looks as near to Joanna from Peeps
One as humanly possible.
Sandy stifles a giggle as she watches the shit cover Xavier.
She turns and looks longingly at the photo of Chuck that
stands on the desk.
She sighs –
PHOTO
The image of Chuck appears to move –
INT. CHUCK AND JOANNA'S HOUSE – JUMP CUT
Alarm sounds.
Chuck turns the alarm off, but keeps his eyes closed.
He smiles – contentedly. Joanna lies beside him.
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